A nude wooed a prude in Bermuda

the prude, she was shrewd, but the nude, he was shrewder

said the nude to the prude: it is lewd,

but not rude, to be wooed in the nude

so he wooed her, pursued her and verbed her

 

There was a young man from Lake Placid
whose noun was lethargic and flaccid
when he wanted to sport
he would have to resort
to injections of sulfuric acid

There was a young man into vices
whose nouns were of different sizes
one was so small

it was nothing at all
but the other was large and won prizes

 

A pretty young girl from Dundee

complained that it hurt her to verb

said a rueful prelate

that accounts for the state

of the choir boys, the deacon and me