The opening of a chain of spanking restaurants is under consideration.

Names:
1. Oatie Kay's
2. Naughty Kaye's
3. The Woodshed
4. Master Red's
5. The Corner
6. The Den
7. Grin & Bare It
8. Paddlewhack's
9. Ping Pong Paddy's

Menu Items:

Appetizers:
1. Assorted Cold Cuts
2. Garlick Bread
3. Bratworst

Main Courses:
all main courses served with choice of salad:
1. Fresh Tawsed Salad
2. SPLAT - Sliced Peppers, Lettuce And Tomato
3. Fried Bacon and Green Onion on Welted Lettuce
and
choice of Soup or Vegetable, Whipped Potatoes (no choice) and choice of after dinner Punish Mints or Licorice Whips.
Soup of the day: Stock Soup
Vegetable of the day: Asparagus with Sauce "Bare-Nice"
The wicked basket at the center of each table is always filled with Warm Buns and Whipped Butter.

Entrees:
1. Souffle au Bun Rouge
2. Grilled Striped Ass
3. Rump Roast
4. Paddlefish
5. Sweet and Sore Pork
6. Flayed Mignon
7. Stake and Lobster
8. Canelloni
9. BUMS (Beef Under Mint Sauce)
10.BOTTOMS (Beef On The Top Of Mint Sauce)
11.OUCH (Onions Under Curried Ham)
12.CANES (Chicken And Nice Egg Salad)
13.WHIPS (White Halibut In Pimento Sauce)

Drinks:
while you make your dinner selection you may want to belt down a drink or two. We have the following selection:
1. Dry Martinets
2. Stingers
3. Assorted Bruise (Red Beer, Pabst Red Ribbon, Carta Roja, etc.)
4. Red Whine
5. Johnny Walker Red

Desserts:
1. Palm Sundae
2. Tangerines with Whipped Cream
3. Whipped Cream Dessert
4. Palm Hearts in Cane Sugar Syrup
5. Kneeopolitan Ass Cream
6. Canoli
we use Redi-Whip for all cream toppings.

Lunch Specials
Sandwiches:
1. BELT's (Bacon, Escarole, Lettuce and Tomato)
2. STROP's (Salami, Tomato, Romaine, Onions and Pickles)
3. Bunini
we use Miracle Whip mayonnaise on all our sandwiches.

Breakfast Specials:
1. Hot Cross Buns
2. Raisin Welts (chocolate covered raisins and bran cereal)
3. SPANK (Spicy Pickles And Nutty Kedgeree)

Coffees, Teas, etc.:
1. Flagellants (sorry no Cappucinos, wrong Order. Flagellants are served with thin stripes of paprika criss-crossing the milk froth.)
1. Sassyparilla
2. Hot Chocolate
3. Tanna Leaf Tea (bandages not required)

Locations:
1. Palm Beach, FL
1. Spencer, IO (plan?)
2. Butte, SD
3. Hand, SD
4. Ipswitch, SD
5. Wounded Knee, SD
6. Badlands, SD
7. Redding, CA
8. Palm Springs, CA
9. Red Buff, AK (sp?.)

Bon Appetit!

started in SSO 9/97 red.red - contributions by VickiK (9/97) and Linda (9/00). Thank you!