My favorite things
Dildoes and Corsets and Chainmail Bikinis
Black Leather Cages to lock on your weenies
fetish and fashion and Pierced Nipple Rings
these are a few of my favorite things...
Wrist Cuffs and Collars and Straps of Black Leather
Chrome Chains and Padlocks to hold them together
Tease Whips and Gags sort the girls from the boys
these are a few of my favorite toys....
Nip Clips and Clit Clips and Ball Gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and Butt Plugs to stop up your bumholes
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
all delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't
tell....
bottle green knickers like the girls wore in school
a brief french maid's outfit to make your mouth drool
black halter tops and a PVC skirt
and a long Leather Whip ..oh yes, that will hurt!!
Floggers and Paddles and Crops of Black Leather
Rubber and Latex are fun in all weather
Canes of Rattan that deliver a sting
all these and more are my favorite things!!!
Applause! Would whoever is responsible for this wonderful writing please give us even an initial or two? It was posted to the Paddles Message Board around April 1998 by someone who was not the author.